Hot New Flicks:Madea V.S. Jason

Jason better look over his shoulder because here comes Madea!!Today Medea Goes to jail in theaters also like a pep rally in the Multiplexes Fired Up is Giving Some comedy Cheer as well I'm out this Oscar weekend get back at me this Monday for the winners and the snubs and the fly gear I'm out Holla Back!!!

Hero of The Day:Batman

What Good everybody!,It's time for the Hero of the Day The Dark Knight Himself Batman.The man has been the ass Kicker of villains since the 40's. If you don't know whats going on, next month issue of Batman Brings a close to the Dark Knight as Bruce Wayne dies(Batman R.I.P. story arc) and leaves a open slot for who will fill out the cape and cowl(Battle for the Cowl story arc).The passing of Wayne Brings fond memories of good and exciting Batman stories like Knightfall , the Killing Joke and Batman:Year One.With superior Martial art skills,cool gadgets and Detective skills Batman was the total package so long Bats we may never see you in comics again or until writers bring you back from the dead to save slow sales.

Grindhouse Spotlite:The Warriors

Now There are always some movies that make you root for the underdog then there movies that are so bad ass that they become an instant classic This movie is both 1979's The Warriors here's the skinny,The Warriors are framed after a murder of a popular gang leader called Cyrus during a gang summit in the Bronx now they must Bop (fight)they way back to there home Turf in Coney Island This movie Kicks so much ass and two of the best one-liners in the film "CAN YOU DIG IT!!!!!!!",and my personal favorite "Warriors Come out to Pla-aaay!!",Walter Hill Did a good job of moving the story along in quick pace.The music is also make this movie and puts you in a alternate version of New York City and the gangs the Riffs,The Reavers,and them mother fucking Baseball Furies made the movie pop if you never seen this film go and rent it or buy it and you too will shout CAN YOU DIG IT!!!!!!!

Hadoken Bitches!! The Review Of Street Fighter 4

There is Fighting games.... And then there's Street Fighter! This is the game that started it all and now it back!The fourth installment of the greatest fighting game just came out today and it play like butter smooth new warriors like Able an MMA warrior,Rufus an Fat obsessed fighter who wants to beat Ken (one of the most funnest fighters to play)to be America's top fighter,El Furrte a Lucador,and Crimson Viper(haven't played her yet)new female fighter and for the first time ever you can play as Gouken(Ken & Ryu Master)And a brand new boss named Seth.Everyone is back from the 2nd game and the Super series sadly,warriors from the 3rd game is not in this as well(because the game takes place in between 2 and 3)still I would love to play as Hugo(I'm NUMBER 1!!!!).The game is beautiful and the only time it goes 3D when you pull of your super or the all new ultra moves that can save your bacon in a heated battle where you getting your ass kick something awful also there is focus moves that replaced the parry moves in 3 same deal, save your ass.I haven't Play it on line yet but if it just as good as playing it with a couple of friends I can't wait!! 5 out 6 (5 Real Fucking Good)

This isn't Your daddy's Jason!! The Review of Friday The 13th(2009)

what Up everyone!! Fat boy scope out the movies this lovers holiday weekend and seen the new and fast moving Jason Vorehees in the new Friday the 13th.I mean this aint your dad's Jason he's fast and mean and he still do what he do best chop up high and horny teens in good ol' Camp Crystal Lake.The movie sum up the 3 sequels up in one movie and the director Marcus Nispel keeps the old school vibe of the series the creeps are set on high in this one and Gore a plenty.The cast do there parts well as they should in any Horror movie Supernaturals Jared Padalecki stars in terror fest but the true star is Jason himself played by Derek Mears,He's 6'8 of pure rage and death all and all it was a true St Valentines day massacre on film of course 4 out 6 (4 good for a nite out then again on video)

W.T.F!? Hollywood!!

O.k.. They lost they fucking minds! As you folks know,They are making a remake of the classic "The Karate Kid",Me personally didn't care for the original and it's many sequels. For those of you who never seen the wax on-wax off Movie here's the skinny. A kid from east coast(played by Ralph Machchio) moves to California to a new life only to get the shit kicked out him by a bunch of bullies who know karate his salvation...a little Japanese man(played by the late Pat Moria)who shows him the secrets of the art and a showdown goes down like I said before I didn't care for it Because I seen it before in other martial art movies so why I'm Talking about it well word around the camp fire(www.screenrant.com)says that the role of Daniel will be played by Will and Jada's kid Jaden Smith Now I can see that but thats when it goes south and rents a condo,for the setting of the Remake it's in China?! Now Karate comes form China so again I say O.K. but this is when I say What The Fuck!?for the role of Mr Miyagi....Jackie Chan? So is it possible to call this "The Karate Kid",still with all these changes? now I just shake my head and hope It don't Tank ( and It probably will). Now another thing passing around the campfire is Jean-Clude Van Damme turning down the comeback role in Sylvester Stallone's new big action filck"The Expendables",(www.screenrant.com)aperently Stallone offered big Dollars for him to be in this film but Van Damme turn it down because he(Stallone)didn't discuss the character motive.Is he Fucking serious?Right now he's getting ready to do a true sequel to his 1st major hit "Bloodsport",I'll be looking forward to see it premiere right on Spike T.V. on Saturday Nite.

Okay A note to Film makers(Please Take notes)

Fat Boy is back...Well,I never left but any who lets get down to the Biz! To all you big wigs at fill in the Blank studios in Hollywood trying to do the next big hit off a madly popular fighting video games, please have your writers play the damn game(that would be a really,really,really good ideal).That way they can have a better feel about the characters (hint,hint Legend of Chun-Li?).Now if I had the cash and crew the movie would be about the Legend of Ryu & Ken, have the story center around the core characters of the video game add on Gouken and Akuma then subs like Sakura and Kayrin. Put a little love interest like Eliza and for comic relief Dan Ibiki. Put some fights with E. Honda,Retsu,Genki and vola!! a movie.Why would they start with Chun-Li?Hell if I know but if history proves to be right,just like D.O.A.,M.K.Annihilation,And the God Awful original Street Fighter Movie(you know the one with Belgium's wonder Van Damme)This will join it in the Glorious Hall of Cheese(where bad movie go to die!!)Me I'm want it to do well but if it doesn't could the same fate be for Tekken?Sound Off!! Tell me what you think?

Will There Be another Godzilla movie?(Or Does anybody care?!)

Well folks looks like that Imax Godzilla movie that was coming out this summer went down like a Red Light Hooker into developmental Hell.A list of problems bigger than Big G's toe nail has plague the project and to an old school Godzilla fan like myself wonders if the beast from the far east will be back to make insurance workers shit in their pants and BBQ downtown Tokyo?But the real question is, Is there room for this type of films on the modern audience or Godzy need to stay in that radioactive hole it's in?Well for a fat geek like me I could always relive my fondness for the nuclear critter by watching the classic on DVD (not that bullshit American version)but for the persons who never heard of "The King Of The Monsters" how would it be fun to watch and entertaining .Matt Revees Cloverfield did a good monster on the loose story so the market is out there and in 2014 (if we make it alive to see it) Toho will turn loose it's Hell Beast on cinemas again but the thing is will anybody care?

Is D.C. Comics Dragging Their Feet?

Man..,It's looks like Marvel Entertainment leaping and soaring over "Distinguish Competition",with Wolverine and Iron Man2 coming out and now since that lovers spat between D.C. and Warner Brothers is done(Pausing and Halting all there D.C. related films).Now D.C. hopes rest on The upcoming Watchmen movie that if it does well it will put D.C. into High Gear. Me I like the wait and see approach ,that means better movies with D.C. Icons like The Flash,Green Lantern,And Wonder Woman.But the problem lies with is how long is too long?; I mean a new D.C. film every two years?,or Drown us with a Bat-Movie/Superman movie till doomsday.Now look at Marvel, after Wolverine there's Iron Man2 Then Thor leading up to Captain America and the Avengers.Marvel is creating a Movie Universe now and D.C. is dragging along they need a plan fast or get swept in the undertow.